HomeArticleFriday humour... ALWAYS ASK!

Friday humour… ALWAYS ASK!

Always Ask, Never Assume!!

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, ‘Let’s go’.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, ‘Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.’ ‘Why?’ asked the pilot.
‘Because I’m a photographer for CNN’ , he responded, ‘and I need to get some close up shots.’
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is . . . You’re NOT my flight instructor?’

 

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that’s how it’s spelled.

from John Prince

_________________________

My work is entirely reader-supported, so if you enjoyed this piece please consider sharing it around, following me on Facebook, or Twitter, or throwing some money into my tip jar on Patreon or Paypal. The best way to make sure you see the stuff I publish is to subscribe to the mailing list for at my website which will get you an email notification for everything I publish. Everyone, racist platforms excluded, has my permission to republish, use or translate any part of this work (or anything else I’ve written) in any way they like free of charge. For more info on who I am, where I stand, and what I’m trying to do with this platform, click here.

Liked it? Take a second to support John Prince on Patreon!

Patreon button

Tags

Share

Previous articleSubject: $100.00
Next articleIce Cream Sundae

Latest Comments

Leave A Comment

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

RELATED POSTS